?? coffee, I commented just on general attitude towards attempts to explain.
Your bringing up camel wool is cute, but rescue could respond – for example, that camel wool rings a different tone, or that sheep is the focus as this is what people were wearing. I don’t think you can resolve such aggadic discussions – unless you bring your own lesson from your camel.
Imagine that rescue says that the only reason for the mitzvos is to teach Jews savlanut so that we will not be like roosters and communists – and that is the reason for kashrus and niddah? I am sure there be a lot of cock-a-doodle-doo about it – but this is what gemora in Beitza 25 says …