my answers:
5) What do you do to relax?
Wonder what it would be like to relax in front of a TV
6) How much food do you need to be satisfied?
I usually purge afterwords so doesn’t matter.
7) What are your eyebrows like?
Burnt off after a havdala candle accident
8) During the Oscar’s, you are:
wondring why MBD is continuously snubbed for best male performance
9) Are your suits:
sleeves to long, hem to short
11) How many outfits do you go through on Shabbos?
Usually change my tie about once a shemitta (still knotted from 14 years earlier)
12) How much time do you spend doing your hair before a date?
Doesn’t take that long to smooth 4 ouces of gel into my hair, so probably 10 minutes, but of course then it takes time to realize i made a huge mistake and wash it out.
14) What brand of make-up do you use?
anything that has a chassideshe hechsher (preferabbly glatt)
ok enough im tired