shkoyach: never rly did that but sure
ok here is a great one:
once a guy was walking down the street and he saw a guy running into the middle of the street and he saw a car coming and he ran into the street and pushed the guy out of the way and got himself killed
the nimshal is:
sometimes u need to stop thinking about other people and start thinking about yourself and where u r (now apply this to religion)
made this up on the spot 😛