moish01: ok, i found an example:
well that’s how girls work, i think. if you’re doing the right thing they wanna know why you’re being such a tzaddik all the time and if you’re doing something wrong they act horrified and give you a whole shmooze from their principal. it’s all fake, but they’re really good at it. guys just shut up whatever you’re doing – whether or not they’re planning on joining in.
either way, girls are good mussar machines, whether they mean it or not. and you’re a pro. so how about a dvar torah, your royal highness??
well, all the girls i know are like that. i think their goal must be to change a guy. so if the guy wants to go daven maariv they complain, and if then guy is skipping maariv, guess what they do?? complain!
(mods who are your favorite posters pg 3, 4)