Guys, may I remind you that G-d commanded us to eat matzah because He loves us! Pesah is a gift, from the Creator, designed to rejuvenate our spiritual batteries in only a way that Pesah can. (Check out Derech HaShem on the Holidays)
Perhaps you need to get some tasty handmade matzah with some cream cheese or peanut butter and you will then never complain again!
Live and love the moment for what it is.