BS”D
LOL yes I am Ames. No bears in this part of Ukraine for about three centuries now (same as in the rest of Europe).
But now it is the yukel who runs my local ISP who is at fault again; after assuring me before Shabbos that he did credit my account I see he did not and my service will probably go out at 12 tonight motzoei shabbos and be restored only on Monday morning due to showing as unpaid.