My family members say there is something suspicious on my passport. I agree 😉
I’ve never had a smooth check in or come back.
Always: open my suitcases, ask many detailed questions, watch my face carefully, ask about the items inside my suitcase. ]
Examples:
Security- what’s in that small container? Me- craisins. Security- craisens? Me- yeah, you know, dried cranberries- craisens. Security- watches me suspiciously then nods and moves on to next item…
I have many more stories, but can’t share for obvious reasons.