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This year, I am placing three losing lottery tickets, ten expired EBT cards, and my revoked Green Card in a Zionist flag, circling it seven times around my head while I sing the Ku Klux Kartel version of Hashem Hi Malkynee, and then burning it all in a chicken coop. Then, I will serve the barbecued chickens to a group of PETA moisrim and tell them it is soy protein since burning anything with a Zionist flag changes its intrinsic nature.