2. Pulpit rabbis should announce that they personally will call the Administration for Childrens Services, or similar agencies and file abuse/neglect reports against any parent who’s child drinks on Simchat Torah.
BS”D
Yes, mesira solves everything. If you don’t believe me ask Solomon D-ek.
Also, my comment about drinking tonight refers to consuming a large amount of vodka for kiddush, not making lechaims which I do in moderation. I am usually counted on to do at least one cross armed hagboh and cannot drink or be hung over Simchas Torah morning.