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I think that the collected pronouncements of the self appointed Neturei (Ku Klutz) Karta spokesmen would make great fiction for young children, because no one else would take them seriously.
There is a great series of books with titles like:
Mirel Meets the Mishmeres Hatznius
The Skila Seesaw
The Sreyfa Sled
Gimpel and Groinem Visit Federal Koilel
but I forget where you can find them.
hmmm..on Sunday morning we say Al Hanissim….so that means Purim is coming????