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Rachel613
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MAN THE BBQ

When a man decides to barbeque, the following chain of events is put into motion:

The woman buys the food.

The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.

The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

This is the important part:

The man places the meat on the grill!

The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.

He thanks her and asks her to bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Another important part:

The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the

woman on a plate!

The woman brings the salad, bread, plates, utensils, napkins, and sauces to the table.

After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

The most important part:

Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts!