mepal;
& squeak; (if ur not offended)
Kabols Torah was called for 8:00am sharp!
The yekkes showed up at 7:59, so they were left with yekkishkeit,
The litvishe showed up at 8:00, so they were left with the torah,
by the time the chassidim showed up.. it was already 8:30 & everyone
was singing & dancing with joy upon receiving the holy torah!
…so the chassidim were left with the singing & dancing.