OK, time to trot out this old joke again…
Three old friends were talking about Xmas.
The Catholic said “We take a nap the afternoon before. We go to midnight mass. In the morning the kids get up and open their presents. Then we have a big lunch.”
The Protestant said “The kids get up and head for the tree. Then we go to church and sit down to a huge dinner.”
The Jew said “We sleep in late. At about 10, 10:30 we roll out of bed and have a late breakfast. Then we stroll down to the warehouse, look at the empty shelves and sing ‘What a Friend We Have in Jesus’.”