Reply To: How to Greet Non-Jews During the Holiday Season

sounds like the three reformed rabbis who compare notes on how liberal their congregations are.

First rabbi says, “We’re so openminded, we allow smoking during the Torah reading.

The second rabbi brags, “For Yom Kippur, we serve a kiddush of ham sandwiches.”

The third rabbi says, “At my shul, we just put a sign on the door that says, ‘Closed for the holidays.'”