1.well my family lives in scranton the community is a very nice growing young yeshivish community and real estate is quite low w/ close proximity to ny (if thats a good thing lol)
2. rochester has a very nice growing chofetz chaim style community full of very warm people and the yeshiva just started a few yrs ago a new day school w/ a pizza place and shabbos takeout
3. the shul in far north dallas has a cholent contest every winter and a growing yeshiva with warm rebbeim and geshmake guys
4. waterbury i herd is cheap but no mikveh yet so thats bad i guess
5. if u like having ur family together then u can move to lakewood and hav your son go to a baseball game and then all ur kids will be thrown out of yeshiva and i guess thats nice