real nice, ames 😉 i sympathize with your kids on the “embarrassing them” plan.
but fyi, your plans don’t guarantee anything. my father always made (still does, actually) me give him hugs & kisses & stuff, so i do, but i still would never voluntarily go over & do that because i know they would think i’m sick or something – i’m just known for hating anything like that since forever & nobody expects me to – so i don’t.