Sacrilege- I based my premise on your other posts, not this one:)
Honestly, I had all the aspirations that you listed, except that Hashem (bless Him!) vetoed the “every ten months” and it’s more like every two years, my husband vetoed the foster home part (bless him, too!), and in his mind, the “a” in LA shouldn’t be capitalized… and judging from the looks of this family court, I’d better go fetch my gavel now…