Top 10 Sure-Fire Ways to Make You Feel Ehrlicher:
1. Screen-name yourself Ehrlicheyid.
2. Think negatively about those who are frummer than you.
3. Make fun of them.
4. Look down on them and whine that they look down on you.
5. If you have nothing to say, start a thread about them.
6. If you have no sense of humor, just think of anything a meshugener would do and imagine a frummie doing it.
7. Constantly think of your tzidkus, especially your ????? ??? to keep far, far away from a chumra.
8. Denigrate ????? ????? whose followers are frummer than you.
9. Repeat 10 times a day the ???? ????? of ???? that were inscribed in the luchos: ???? ?????, ??????? ?????.
10. Turn the CR into a ???? ????.