“Oh come on, people! This clearly was meant as a Purim-shpiel type post. What has happened to your senses of humor?”
Don’t you people realize yet? Only Joseph can decide what is “tzugepast” and what is not “tzugepast” for the CR.
He starts the most controvesial topics about anything from “is suicide against halacha?”, to “can a yid own a gorilla?”, to “if I eat my hat what bracha is it?, and “if you know what Bracha it is, do I need to make a sehecheyanu on it.”