TheGoq
what bracha do u make on a coffee poster?
Well it depends:
If they like to whine: hagafen
If they like having a gripe: ha’etz
If they’re a bit bananas: ha’adama
If they’re always on their blackberry: ha’adama
For elderberries: al tashlicheinu l’es zikna
For Kohlrabi, call a rabbi
If they’re a little nutty: haetz (or ha’adama)
If they’re fruity: haetz (or ha’adama)
If they’re a drip: shehakol
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