“see how important an apostrophe can be!”…
A man was waiting for a bus and noticed across the street was a grocery store. The name accross the store was John’s Groceries’ Fruits’ & Vegetables’
He must have been a relative of haifagirl cos he couldnt control himself. He marched across, picked out a selection of groceries and while paying for them pointed out the glaring poor grammar of the store name.
The storekeeper smiled and said have you any idea how much business I make from people waiting at that bus stop!