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photos taken of your 1st child vs the total taken of all subsequent children
Heh, so true. 🙂
Reminds me of the truism: if you see parents with a baby and you want to know which child it is (in terms of birth order), just watch for a while and see what happens when the baby drops his/her bottle.
If it’s the first child, the parents will pick up the bottle, dump out the milk/formula, sterilize the bottle and nipple and prepare a brand new bottle.
If it’s the second child, the parents will pick up the bottle, run the nipple under water until it’s clean again and then give it back to the child.
If it’s the third child, the parents will simply kick the bottle back to the kid.
If it’s the fourth or subsequent child, the parents will tell the kid to get it him/herself.
The Wolf