I’ve managed for quite a number of years with no brain.
(From “If I Only Had A Brain, by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg)
I could while away the hours,
conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’
while my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I’d sit, and think some more.
The Wolf