“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on all the beaches of the world… perhaps you’ve seen it.”
— Steven Wright
The Wolf
Wolf, do you remember any of his other classic one liners? Brings back memories…
Here are some which I remember.
I got poison ivy on my brain. I could only scratch it by thinking about sandpaper.
I lost my button hole.
If you put instant coffee in the microwave, do you go back in time?
Just the other day I… No, that wasn’t me.
I bought batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.
I bought powdered water, but I didn’t know what to add.
(I did not go off topic. I’m collecting Steven Wright jokes.) 🙂