I think new2thescene and eclipse are married (yay! Another Dr. Pepper type of thing)
I also have trouble getting up (and I am sure if I had a wife she wouldn’t like it either) but I am grumpy on myself when I don’t make it on time to the minyan which would allow me to make it to yeshivah on time (and that is two in one)
Mbachur: go to sleep already you have responsibilities