*NEWSFLASH FROM THE WHITEHOUSE*
With great apologies to all, we inform you of an unfortunate typing error in President Obama’s speech.
The President should have announced “Osama Bin Laden is a dad”.
Please disregard all other news speculation.
The White House Press Officer.
(PS I heard unconfirmed reports that he may have died during childbirth… Shticky Guy. Pps Thinking about his multitude of poor wives, nebach, whom are all now back on the market, one can just imagine the shiduch crisis now going on in Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia…)