Oberlender types? I knwow them well. If fact, VERY well. And the right yeshiva to try is <not naming names, but there are 1/2 a dozen to pick from in BP / Flatbush, both for boys and girls>
Vayoel Moshe or Bais Ruchel? or Bnei / Bnos Tzion? Or Kehillas Yaakov?
An ice cube stands a better chance on the blech.