Homeowner- You may owe ZK an apology. All she said was that these women may have survived because of their meritorious deed- I don’t know how you inferred from her words that whoever fails to do so should go to hell. A pack of reds (or Virginia Slims) will do you wonders.
groisnaches- Why not give it a test drive and see how it feels for both you and your husband. It’s not permanent you know. And hey-you might even like it. Showers will take a fraction of the time, your shaitel will fit like a glove, and heaven help me if my wife reads this post!