Do you likewise have similar complaints against Chock Full of Nuts since they don’t really know if their coffee is served in Heaven.
Have the folks at Maxwell House really tasted every drop?
Do you have complaints against Coca Cola since I highly doubt they truly wanted to buy the world a Coke?
Do you have complaints about the Army since they advertise “Be All You Can Be” when there are things you cannot be if you join the Army (a civilian, for one)?
How about Exxon since they obviously don’t put a tiger in your tank?
Or John Deere, because I’m pretty sure that other things do, indeed, run like a Deere?
I have yet to hear a cat ask for “Meow Mix.” Yet they say cats ask for it by name. Do you have similar anger towards them?
Contrary to what Morton Salt says, it does not always pour when it rains.
Do all (or even most) champions really eat Wheaties for Breakfast?
Or is it possible that a certain amount of hyperbole is acceptable in advertising?
The Wolf