“The one I am looking for, as I finish off half a 9″ cheesecake.”
It reminds me of the very old joke about the lady telling the deli clerk to keep slicing the lox. After he slices about 2 pounds of it, he asks her if that is enough and she tells him to keep slicing. After half an hour of slicing, she points to the slice he is holding and says “that is the piece that I want”.