who said, “A fool and his money are soon elected. ” and
“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance. “
and
“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.”
and
“Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.”