Thanks for the story CC. Here comes another one… When Reb Yonason was just a little boy his father gave him a few pennies on his way to cheder to buy himself a treat. As Reb Yonason was walking the evil goy Evan walked over to him and slapped him across the face. Surprisingly RebYonasan took the coins from his pocket and presented them to Evan. The surprised Evan immediately asked ” is this in return for the slap?!” and he bursted out laughing. Whithout blinking Reb Yonason replied “why yes of course!! dont u know that today is a jewish holiday which requires us to reward every gentile who harms us with all of our money?!” Evan just couldn’t believe his ears this is his lucky day! Quickly he strode over to the famous jewish rich guy and with all due respect handed him a ringing slap. But instead of money the rich person sounded the alarm and Evan was presented with the beating of his lifetime!!
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