Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
~Edgar W. Howe
Teenagers complain there’s nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
~Bob Phillips
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. ~Author Unknown
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
~Sam Levenson