I would be honored to ‘rehd’ you a shidduch, popa, with this nice mamzeres/shifcha girl that lives right next door to me. She is a very pretty girl, if y’ know ignore all those nasty warts of course, but enough about her physical appearance.
You probably want to know her pnimius. Well, she’s very frum, tzniusdig, LOOOOVES shmaltz-herring with practically ANYTHING, (so she doesn’t need ANY perfumes) ..uh, let’s see what else…oh, yeah, she’s clean shaven, after her accident she doesn’t need to worry about brushin’ the ‘ol teeth-stuff anymore, hehe. Absolutely ADORES your posts and would be honored to marry somebody of your ilk. let me know if you are interested in this one-of-a-kind machsheifa…er…shifcha