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Salford is Manchester? I would do anything to live in close proximity to Haroun Cohen of Ku Klutz Kartel fame for as long as it took me to make that yitzur feel so unwelcome that he would move to Teheran where he belongs. I could probably do it in 3-4 weeks plus another 60 days as a guest of Her Majesty for cruelty to animals. Probably would be worth it.
Newcastle has a community?
Coming from the US and living in the FSU, I could never get accustomed to the UK.