Okay, so there was a king who had a wife who loathed him for banishing their two sons (there’s always a reason), and then we are vaulted into a different galaxy where it is evidently spooky and someone’s gum becomes tasteless so they ask their dad for more gum who subsequently gets a mazel tov on his grandson (mazel tov), with a little Chofetz Chaim mussar thrown in….well, this story is
the Salvador Dali of stories, as far as I can tell.
Maybe start another story?