girls cannot learn gemara. i heard the most awesomest line from a rov in yerushalayim who was explaining why shana rishona guys shouldnt try to tell over their chabura to their wives.
Husband “the gemara in gittin daf..says, a person was stuck in a pit and called out to give his wife a get etc,”
Wife “Why didnt someone just pull him out of the pit?! thats what women are for-to help out the dumb guys standing around analyzing bla bla bla….”
As funny as it sounds, go try it on your wife, mine stuck to the script dead on. its hilarious.