don’t clog the 911 lines with phony calls. Next time, C”V, it can be you that really needs them and someone else that’s dialing 911 just to get a connection upstate
on a lighter note: camp (as a camper) taught me how to maximize my time.
Wakeup for shachris arrives- keep snoozing. Wakeup comes again- ignore. Wake up comes again- 3 minutes left to make it to shachris in time: go into emergency morning mode. Wash negel vasser, throw on cloths, socks & shoes, grab cup that holds: small water bottle, toothbrush, paste, lenses & solution (if applicable), and comb (if applicable). In between shachris and breakfast (as a camper you can’t go back to the bunkhouse) use all the stuff in your “morning” cup in the dining room bathroom. Straighten yourself out & come out like a new person. (Anyone spot that lunatic that walked into the bathroom 5 minutes ago?) In extreme emergencies, deodorant can be applied after breakfast
Staff is another story… that’s when I learned how to be inconspicuous at night and innocent during the day 😉