First, no girl wants a guy with a 26 inch waist. We are shaped differently, and a guy that thin is probably also 5 feet tall and looks like a rail.
Second, I thought this was actually going to be a serious post, and I’d like to suggest one. Girls often don’t know what to look for in guys because they don’t understand being a guy. But we know who the good guys are, and we know what characteristics they have. You should start a thread to ask us.