A guy sees his friend stuck on the side of the road, on his back and propped up with his elbows, blowing into the exhaust pipe of his car. He pulls over and asks in wonderment, “what in the world are you doing?” His friend answers, “I have a flat, and I’m trying to blow it back up.” The guy looks at the car and then back at his friend and exclaims, “But you left the windows open!!”
Moral of the story: In your marriage, sometimes things might happen to make you blow up. If that happens, just make sure to close the windows.