S/O once asked R’ Bick zt”l if he should bentch gomel since a serious accident happened right behind him on a highway and had he been a minute back he could’ve been killed. R’ Bick answered that his pants were hanging on the cloths line and they fell 2 flights to the ground, and just a few minutes before he was wearing them.
All jokes aside, I’m glad you’re alright-please drive carefully- I enjoy your illogic.
BTW, I hope you’re mochel me for agreeing with you that you are a jerk. I was just being agreeable.