A sheep without a spleen: lol but I go by mesoira so I wouldnt have that issue.
Those asking how I can go against a gemara: We do not pasken from gemaras but from Shulchan Aruch, and if my minhag is different to SA then I ask my Rav who will tell me whether or not to follow my mesoira. (Note Rav not Rosh Yeshiva).
Those who posted that eating in the sukka is not a zilzul in shmini atzeres/could be done on a non-sukkos day: Why does nobody sleep in the sukka on shmini atzeres?