“wonderful neighbor to have”
Nah, in real life, I’m as exciting as a house plant. Ask my neighbors if they know BP totty, and they say, “Who? Oh, you must mean the guy we hardly ever see, the one who spends all day and night blogging on some on-line chatroom, Charedi World Tea Time, or something like that.”
Besides, if we ever do wind up being neighbors in a $3000 Manhattan studio hi-rise, we’ll never see / speak to each other anyways.. we’ll be too busy jogging or walking the dog