I’m not sure this can be classified as funny, but certainly as weird. Afriend from yeshiva had gone out with a girl 3-4 times and things were progressing nicely when we (my roomate and I in yeshiva who were freindly with him) received a call from the father of this girls. “Do you know him well?”. Yes. “We heard he walks with a limp, is this true?” Hasn’t your daughter gone out with him 4 times already? During the course of 4 visits to your home, have you seen a limp? Has your daughter? “No”. Then why are you asking us something already verified by your own eyes, as well as those of your wife and daughter, 4 times. “Well, people are saying…..” Well, we don’t know what to tell you other than, the next time he is at your house, observe closely.
On the next date, he challenged the father and all her brothers to a race around the block. After they were engaged, he beat all her brothers in that race.