*Ring Ring Ring*
(‘;’)): “Hello?”
(-.-)): Did YOU light outside? If not, why not? (if it’s not dangerous in your neighborhood). The gemara, rif, rambam, rosh, shulchan aruch,etc. clearly say the mitzva is to light outside. So why did YOU not perform the mitzva of lighting neiros chanuka?
(‘;’)): “G-d? Is that you!?!”
(-.-)): “No, it’s longarekel.”
(‘;’)) …