A friend of mine got a new work phone number that was 1 number off from piazza hut (in case you don’t know a non-Jewish piazza line) anyway at least every day, befilore he changed his number a guy would call and say “I need 3 large piazza with mushrooms and olives delivered to my house at xyz place in a half an hour” then he would just hang up leaving my friend speechless…..poor guy never got his piazza……
For a joke last purim a different friend drove up to a mcdonalds and said “exuse me madam do you have any hamantashin?” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “Hamantashin you know….right?” “Can you repeat the question?” “Do you have any hamantashin? Irs like a cake filled with jelly in the shape of a triangle…..” “Nope none of those here, but we might think to put them on our menu one day…”