OK, so just so YT, builds up his portfolio of jokes, lets all give him at least 5 laughs a day. OK, me first.
There was this pet store with a parrot in the window. One day this older woman passed on the opposite side of the street and the parrot called out “Hey lady, Hey lady” she was so surprised she crossed over and stood near the window closer to the Parrot who then said “you’re ugly”. The woman shook her head and walked away.
The woman took her daily walk and came upon the pet shop the next day and once again the parrot called out “hey lady, hey lady” and once again the curious lady crossed the street to get closer to the Parrot who said “your ugly”. The woman looked at the Parrot and shook her finger at it and walked away. But the same thing happened the next day. This time the woman told the Parrot if he did it one more time she would tell the owner of the shop and he would put a cover over the cage.
The woman was quite proud of herself. She walked quite happily down the street and stopped in front of the pet shop. She waited for the parrot to say something but he was quiet. She was quite smug and pointed her finger at the parrot and said “Do you have anything to say today?” The parrot didn’t miss a beat he said “You know!”.
I hope that put a smile on your face.
Refuah Sheleimah!