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Here are some medical terms which you may find entertaining. They are duly plagiarized from another source:
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.
Artery…………….The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.
Barium…………….What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section……A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan…………..Searching for kitty.
Colic……………..A sheep dog.
Coma………………A punctuation mark.
D & C……………..Where Washington is.
Dilate…………….To live long.
Fester…………….Quicker than someone else.
Fibula…………….A small lie.
G.I. Series………..World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail…………..What you hang your coat on.
Impotent…………..Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain…………Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff………A Doctor’s cane.
Morbid…………….A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates…………..Cheaper than day rates.
Node………………Was aware of
Outpatient…. …….A person who has fainted.
Post Operative……..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room………Place to do upholstery.
Secretion………….Hiding something.
Seizure……………Roman emperor.
Tablet…………….A small table.
Terminal Illness……Getting sick at the Bus Station
Urine……………..Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose…………..Near by/close by.
Vein………………Conceited.