Huge Gino Kneel – Titan of American Religious Playwrights.
Hector Barely Oats – composer of “Barely Oats and Dozey oats. . . “
Jacques Goose Toe – famed underwater scuba coach, suspended for odd behavior.
Ivan Toby Alone – famed cosmetic saleswoman in business by and for herself.
Eaty Amen – African ruler, implicated in mysterious disappearances of clergymen.
Father Nosebest – Clergyman/Detective.
Low Rents of Arabia – Saudi dealer in affordable housing.
Meyer Angel Loo – spiritual guardian of delicatessen washrooms.