Okay Simcha613, I’m all in.
1) Alarm clock going off Shabbos morning
2) Forgetting that your tzitzis are not out by ‘Vayomer’
3) Being called up to an Aliya on the way to the bathroom
4) Chrain on the shirt by a kiddush
5) Mailman tries to hand you mail on shabbos
6) Wrong machsur to shul on Yom Tov
7) Starts raining at the chuppah
8) Someone tells you you are sitting in Eliyahu Hanavi’s chair
9) Hit in the eye by someone putting on their tallis
9) The Ba’al Tefila is a self-proclaimed Chazzan